Sexy Time

You know how guys get all "WOOOOHOOOOOOO" over porn and anything that relates to that? Well have I got a treat for you! What I'm about to show you is not for the weak hearted young minded audience. Oh no. I assure you curves, I assure you sexiness. BARELY LEGAL! Make sure you have the portraits of your grandparents faced down, and make sure the lock on your door is secure. Because what they might see will shock them, and might get you into a heap of trouble. I repeat, this is hot. So hot it might fry your computer. If it does, I take no responsibility. None. None whatsoever. In fact, don't sue me if it overloads. Sue the people who MADE your computer! They made it so it couldn't handle SEXY. Alright, enough stalling. I will show you... Sit back, relax and enjoy...

You might want to get a nice cup of coffee too. Although if you're tired this will definately wake you up. HOT HOT HOT!!! You know those ads that show the half naked women, and if you click them you get to a page that has a million popups and then the next day you find a Trojan.gen during your spy sweep?

Well viewing this picture is virus free. Oh yes!






Yep. That's hot. Princess had some action with a chocobo too.. But that is just too much for your eyes.



Things have been pretty hot between Raider and me too. He's such a sweetie, it's sooo cute. We have this beach we go to sit at when we don't have enough time to like level or anything, but just enough time to just sit and talk. It's really nice. It's "our spot" in the game :O lol how cute.



So we've been whoring ourselves to get his paladin caught up to my sexy drk night. Oh yeah, it's time to emo it up baby. I've wanted to level drk since before I took up whm. I was told whm would be a lot faster to get to 75 anyway, so I took that up instead. I guess it's kind of nice to have that source of transportation available. Also I wouldn't have been able to pl Tanny so much if I were a drk 75 right now. So it all works out in the end.


Every summer there's this super cool summer fest thingy. There's fireworks and little events that are kind of pointless, but fun! I did the event last year, where one person had to rest and tell their party member how many "malms" this little doll was. Then you exchange your dolls and get a yukata. This year it was different for me.

Tanny and I were sent to Beadeaux. We were on opposite sides of the map and had to go to a Goal Point that was somewhere in between us. It was really easy. I had fun though. :D

Last year I didn't do the goldfish scooping though. So this year Tanny took me. It was really time consuming, and I wanted to get a bazooka and blow the fat fish out of the water because they broke my scoop with their fat bodies... but it was fun!






I farmed some beastmen seals and we did a BCNM20 run. That's always fun! I think we did 2 runs, one for me and Tanny. Enny didn't have enough seals to do a run. D: We <3 you for helping though!

Speaking of Enny she skilled up her sword and asked to borrow my SH+1. She had her bard test all ready and she whoop Maat good! I remember my Maat fight... I timed out but owned him the next time! So I was 1/2 and she was 1/1! Congratulations Ennnyyyy~! Now you're just a straight shot to 75. You'll get there in no time because you're a bard! An awesome bard~

BALLAD PLX


Not much else has been going on. Tanny and I got our coffers all finished up. Well, he still need Garlaige... gawd we got all my keys in like no time at all. But his took sooo long. It's nice though, because farming with him is lots of fun and it helped out my buffer. I die a lot. D: Only one more key for him! We have all the time in the world too, because our jerbs that need the keys aren't near 50 yet.

My best Hexa Strike so far is 1,217! I am so proud bwhahaha.

Then we duo'd pld and drk to 36. I can use a warp cudgel now, gogo! I got better str rings, and all that jazz. Tomorrow we're going to try to get up to 40 by pting?

Can we do it?


Find out on the next edition of.........

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