Gay means you're happy!

Wellly, welly, welly, well. I've had quite the adventures since last update. What has happened you wonder? Well we had that encounter with Diabolos Prime. Man, was he a nasty one. Also there was that exciting Dynamis. . . Helping Arimis and Sabene get past some ugly orcs. . .Dynamis fun. . . Dunes fun. . . and Selene Bow hunting!

So I don't exactly have any screenshots of Diabolos to show you. Well, actually I do. But they are all on the xbox and I don't really feel like uploading them just yet. Maybe I will in the future and edit this later, but for now, too bad. I was so excited about this fight. He was going to be cake. I had just recently watched a taru solo Seiryu, so I was assured we could kill this guy no problemo! I got more yagudo drinks than necessary, accidently bought TWO ether-tanks (can't have too many ethers!) bought a Skulker's Cape. . . and some other bits and pieces. It was time we gathered together for a tele.

Our setup was: WHM, WHM, MNK, BLM, PLD, RDM. Maybe that's where we went wrong. Too much magey-ness and not enough Damage output.

I mean, with two whm, how could we wipe? I am very confident in how I play my job (except when I'm being lazy... '-' ) and I thought we stood a very good chance against this bad boy. Plus I could devotion the pld and bring back like, all, his mp. We were going to win. I could feel it in my bones. I could just see the victory we were going to have. . . then we would go back to Windy and I would get my Prime. . . Yes, a great Diabolos Prime for my level 11 Summoner. . .I don't even have Fenrir yet.. . but still. Wow. It was going to be amazing.

Then something unexpected happens. Around 50% Diabolos starts mashing his Sleepga II macro. Nobody was expecting this, and I didn't even think to pop a poison potion. Of course the PLD wakes up immediatly from being hit, but he doesn't cure any mage so is forced to pop his Invincible right then and there. That was the time everyone was supposed to use their 2hr and just mash that dragon thing to bits. Well, everyone except the White mages. We just stand there and look pretty as you die. Of course we try to keep you alive, but c'mon. We don't wanna get our robes dirty.

Anyways, then the dreaded move Nightmare was used. Again...and again...and again... I ran to devotion the pld, but then got smacked in the face with a AOE attack that totally one-shotted me. Diabolos turned to the mnk and just tore him apart. I don't even want to mention how the mages went down. So everyone had their 2hrs gone. Well, almost. Except the White mages. We suck, haha. I think the Summoner 2hr should be Phoenix. The summoner could use it in the middle of a ugly fight and raise a person of their choice to full HP. Maybe that could sacrifice the Smn's life for them or something. . . I don't know. . lol . .

Anyways, yeah we got owned. I quickly got up and raised everyone. . . We were deteremined to try this again. This time Siri and I traded poison potions to everyone to keep them awake during the Sleepga II. This fight went way better, except while I was Divine Sealing + Erasing the pt, the other whm tried to do the exact same thing and our tank went down. Well everyone was dead.. . Besides me. I was going to be the hero. It was my time to shine. I was going to kite this sucker and holy him to death or SOMETHING.

Apparently you can't kite him very well. He can hit you over the fallen tiles. '-'-' I got owned. During that fight he was spamming this Dispelga move too. So when I noticed my rr status wasn't popping up, I was afraid. The other whm didn't have rr either. I thought we were screwed. Luckily the rdm ate her rr and raised me. . . But no one was determined to try again. Even though the next day was Lightsday. We COULD have stood a chance! oh well. . .


Maybe next time.




So every Tuesday night SpiftasticAdventures does a dynamis run. I go there personally to bug them before they go in. Currently they know Ivalinjr and Sprinkles the galka. Since last tuesday's run was in Jeuno it was Ivalinjr time. Now Ivalinjr is a player. He has all sorts of boyfriends and such. He tries to take after Sprinkles the galka, but it's pretty much in vain. Sprinkles is a P.I.M.P! He gets all the . . . well, normally I'd say ladies, but that's not his thing. Now if we were talking Alcandar, he doesn't believe in the "I don't swing that way" talk. Know why? "Because the swing swings both ways, babe."


Ivalinjr made a very good friend! It was Gimli the galka. Immediatly they hit it off. It was cute.









Unfortunately it turned out that Gimli was a traitor galka and called all of his buddies over to come sit on Ivalinjr and make TarutaruPancakes. I was shocked at how many people actually came. Poor Jr's voice cried out to Kiersten for help, but he couldn't help. Jr will remember how you sat on him Lews. . . REVENGE!!! It's only a matter of time. . .






Once everybody got up because of a galka farting Jr noticed a lonely elvaan walking about. His name was Frozenheart. Immediatly Jr vowed to warm that poor heart up. He followed him everywhere until the guy noticed he was being followed. After what seemed like hours (it was probably 5 mins max) Frozenheart finally gave into Jr's seductive ways and sat down. Another bf. ZING.



I wish someone like Jr would come cheer me on before my Dynamis runs. Now I am in a freaking awesome ls. We get like 12 relic drops from Northland zones and over 20 in starter cities. No joke. You probably don't believe me, but you should see all the Relic I have from freelotting D: I plan to use it too. Well most of it, I don't know about Ranger quite yet.

So on Monday's run I got a 100coin. I sold it to Agris for 1,200,000 gil. Yes! I was rich. I used up all that gil to buy myself a Healing Staff. One whm goal down. Only a few more to go. . . So for last night's run, I was extremely excited to find out that I had won yet another coin. I charged Agris 100k more this time '-'; I feel kinda bad, but oh wellz. He'll forget all about it when he has that nice golden Aegis equipped. Our shell now has Excalibur, (will have) Aegis, and that Brd relic flute thing. Yay~ We're amazing.



Though Dynamis isn't without it's deaths. . .










Speaking of deaths, I was leveling Whm on Schnooks the other day. That party was absolutely horrible. I got to level 10 though. Yay me!











So yesterday Siri and I had all sorts of adventures with Arimis and Sabene. Poor Sabs died on her way to the Wall of Banishing in Davoi. ; ; Siri and I came to save the day. When I got to her, I thought we were just going to r3 and leave. I was wrong. . .



We decided to open the Wall of Banishing for Sab and Ari, but Siri pulled aggro and died. I tractored him to a semi-safe place. . hoping for the orcs to move.

They wouldn't budge.

So I decided to take my chances, and with the Orcish Warchief turning his back, I started casting Raise III on Siri. Then that Warchief turned around. . .

Aw crap.

Then, it was like some Adventure movie, Arimis pops out of NOWHERE and shoots the orc with his 1337rng skillz. That links all the other orcs around and he makes a run for the safety of Monastic Cavern.I quickly raised Siri and we passed through the Wall of Banishing. . . Arimis made it in one piece, and I was glad. Would hate for him to die trying to save us.; ;

Then I notice something peculiar. Siri is resting to full MP. Then it struck me. . . He was going to get revenge on the Orcs that killed him. I'd have been more comfortable if he were pld. . . because when he's on BLM. . .things get a little crazy.

I recasted RR3 on myself just so it wouldn't wear, and Siri set off. He sleepga II'd all the orcs and then Thundaga'd them. It was a reaaaaal close battle, but we did make it out okay.



We're too awesome.












After Dynamis was over, we decided to tag along and go with Arimis to get his Selene's Bow. That meant navigating through Ule(tab) Range. I was a pro at this, I went to White Coney last time. I hated White Coney. His Wild Carrot moved SUCKED so bad I wanted to sue somebody.

We weren't fighting White Coney. . .

We were fighting Black Coney. . .

A different Coney from a different hood. . .

And this was the KILLER one.

I was afraid.

Well after taking the scenic route, Alianne was getting impatient with us. He told us to hurry it up, so we hauled ass to camp. We got there just in time, too. Black Coney was popped.. and the battle started. Too bad we didn't have a tank. We might have stood a chance.

That rabbit tore us apart. I died 3x that battle. All the while people watched. There was even a 75 WHM there. That last time I died I didn't cast rr3 because someone in the pt was whining that they were paralyzed. Well my tiny Paralyna pulled hate and I died. No rr. I send the whm a tell politely asking for a r3, and get no response whatsoever. Alianne Home Points. Siri home points too.

Luckily this very nice Solo'er raised me. It was a r1, but it was good enough for me. Dumb Douchebag whm. . . I soon found out that the people he was with were also Douches.

Darkseifer, Bender, Hellstorm and Mrmadwolf.

IDIOTS.

I am the nice kind of CCer. Recently when Siri and I were camping Pallas and Alky, we saw some people were struggling to kill him so we jumped down the hole and started curing them. Unfortunately they had too many links and we couldn't save them. I couldn't even save myself, I kept pulling hate. '-'-' This RMT stole their Pallas. . but we offered them help whenever they got their next pop item. And we did help them. We weren't going to omgninjalot the drops, we were just there being friendly. And if we had gotten that stolen Pallas with a drop, I'd have raised one of the guys so Siri could invite them to lot.

We are nice CCers. Even back when Sozu Rogberry was lotto pop, we'd cure those who had him. . Well most. . not stupid Tarutaruhome. . and whatever other RMT ls that would steal him. . . We shared ToDs and everything

We are very nice CCers and I take pride in that.

When Limi, the nice guy who raised me, solo'd Black Coney (with me hasting and curing when needed) one of the assholes made a comment "Wow, it's funny how one guy can solo it, yet 5 people can't" that comment was directed at us. We had no established tank. . .and the person who was our tank didn't do enough damage to keep any kind of hate. Thf and rangers are not tanks!!! The dumbasses were Rng, Sam, Whm, and war? All of them were 75 I think. That's opposed to Thf, rng, afk brd, whm and blm. A blm with enmity merits. I was the whm. Siri and I were the only level 75s, Alianne, Arimis, and Kraksa are all in their 60s. So yeah, that Coney tore us apart.

Though Siri went and changed to PLD. That's when we owned. He is the most amazing tank <3 We duo'd the Boreal thingys for... G2? Yeah most people want a party or something, but we duo'd them just fine. I was proud.

So we didn't kill things the fastest. That's when Darkseifer made this dumbass comment about us killing slow. I swear, if you could reach through your computer screen and bitch slap people, I'd have done it. He also said their whm didn't "suck" yet he would only Cure V them when they were only moments away from death.

Yeah, their whm didn't suck. He totally blew that one away. I guess he was joining in on the fapping in that gay party. Bender mt'd in say about licking Darkseifer's nips, haha.

Finally those little gays left. I swear, no respect from some people. It was funny...right as they left. This Happened:








That was Black Coney's way of saying: Fuck you Bender, Darkseifer, Hellstorm and Mrmadwolf!

Congratulations Arimis :-)