You only wish love was this good to you

I need to stop waiting until a million things happen till I update my blog. Hello my thoughtful readers.

My thoughtful... two...readers...

I have a feeling that this update will be a little long. So kick back and get comfortable. Or you can just scroll down to the very bottom and leave a "lol" comment pretending you read it, but you really didn't! -shifty eyes-.


I will break my update down into little sections.

So let me begin~


**If Love...***

Enny asked me to come down and help her camp a Juji gi one day. Being the super awesome person I am, I went down without hesitation. We made out in Davoi, and had a super hot and steamy sexy party. You can ask any of our counter campers. In fact, go ask Iflove. He was most interested in us.



At this point I decided to poke a little fun at his grammar.


Enny called me her boytoy<3


Normally I don't mess with these kind of folks. I just smile and wave. However... I couldn't resist a good laugh. Enny makes me cuh-razy.




Your face is a floozy!




I <3 your face too, Enny!

Orcs don't like it when you sit randomly in their domain. In fact, they hate it. Enny and I were just minding our own business and then Iflove decided to sit with us. I think the orc was trying to protect us though. Right when Iflove sat, he punched him!
Our fun wasn't over yet, though.


We destroyed that Orc. That poor thing never stood a chance. Sometimes I have to sit back and wonder about this game. We are adventurers.. invading another thing's territory and destroying them. It's kind of like Pokemon. Making those poor little creatures fight each other until unconsciousness. . .



Dudely.

Then Iflove started to ask the personal questions.

Oooh Enny and I were going to have fun with this one!








We have beautiful grammar!

We found ourselves getting tired of Bobby, though.






I know China!







Then he said something curious and totally out of the blue...



So we were getting bored of Bobby. It was time that we wrapped things up and were done with him. Enny had the best plan ever to get rid of him.


He was a tricky fellow, though. Very clever.



We didn't see that coming. It basically went on like that. He sent us some /tells, asking us to take him to our hearts.
Here is what I thought of that idea:


Silly Iflove.





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

**Avatars**

Finally I completed my NQ primes! Getting my mannequin awhile back finally gave me enough fame to get forks for Ifrit and Ramuh. Unfortunately, I don't know how to ask people to do things like that for me, so I kept my mouth shut about it. Raider finally decided that we were going to duo it one day!

We duo a lot of things.

I was a little skeptical. I honestly thought we were going to die. The fights went really smoothly though. I had lots of fun! I think Raider came close to dying only once, and we fought I think. . . four primes?

I can finally get Summoner up to 37 without feeling completely gimp. I still want to get Fenrir and Diabolos though. T-T Oh well, I'll get my chance!




We are one leet duo!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*** The true Burger King ***

I don't remember if I put this in my last update or not, but I got my mitts on an Opo-opo crown! I guess I don't really *need* one, but it's fun to have.


Then Raider wanted a Opo crown too. It seemed like my drops took SOO much less time than his did. We spent hours at a time farming just one item for him. It was so crazy.

He got it though! So we put our crowns on together and we were amazing. I changed myself to a hume guy and I saw something really familiar.. I smelt that greasy smell.. It was like. . . I was in Burger King.. . No. . .

I WAS BURGER KING!


After the Opo quest, you have to do the quest to make yourself smell good so NPCs will tolerate talking to you again.

I get this feeling that the start NPC, Magriffon, really liked me.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*** Carby Crap in the Temple of Uglies ***

Since I'm going to be taking SMN to 37 soonish, I decided that I needed Carby mitts. Because I have to have the best-of-the-best, you know?

It seemed like we were spending a lot of time in the Ugly Temple. . . I haven't reset my Tonberry hate in a long time. Raider and I decided to go poke Bonze Marberry one day to see how much a Rancor would do to me.

So we were attacking her, right? Everything was going dandy... Then she rancors Raider. He dies immediately. I could take her! She was only 20%! It wasn't a matter of getting Rancored anymore. . . I was going to solo her.

I got her down to 3% before I got owned. But I wasn't going to stand for that. THREE PERCENT! I reraised and took out my little club. I was gonna go smack a bitch!

I underestimated her, though. . . I was dead before she even killed me. Literally. She turned around, and instead of one-shotting me with her little club. . .She did this:




I want to get capped damage on Rancor. Marberry, you haven't seen the last of me.

Speaking of Marberry, I was tempted to go demolish that Sozu Rogberry. He ate hours and hours of my precious life. . . I'm so happy SE decided to fix his silly little THF knife. . .

But I wanted revenge.

One day, Tanner got the flickering lantern and told me we were going to go get revenge on Sozu Bitchberry.

Oh god, I could hear the victory bells in my head.




Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet... Sweeeeeeeeeeet... Sweeeeeeeet VICTORY!!!!!!


During that time though, my game decided it was going to glitch on me. Here you see me poking Raider with my fabulously long finger.



Then we went to go get my Carby mitts! Our first try was unsuccessful, but we came back and owned a bitch. We weren't fast enough in killing this little bitch though. Everything started to repop. I got maggro from a statue, and I was owned. Raider was getting hit and was in the red, so I tried to reraise and give him a cure V... Searing Light got me though, so i was down without a reraise.

I didn't think he'd win. I honestly thought it was going to be another wipe.

But we won...

He passed everything, and I got the mitts!


Speaking of Carby stuff... I got another ruby, lol!



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*** It's time to D-D-D-D-D-DUO! ****

Like I've mentioned earlier, Raider and I duo a lot. Our current projects are Drg and Pld/drk. We are so amazing.


We even duo'd his rutter sabatons!



I even killed Jaggedy-Eared Jack!






We aren't always successful with duoing though. . .













In fact, we die a lot.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*** Dat Dat Dat ***

My chocobo is better than your chocobo.





So is my moogle!








This picture makes me think of SE kind of weirdly. . . They put a lot of detail in Garuda's butt.




Enny is in my lap!





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


This was a loooooooong update. . . It took me forever.

Until next time~

Ciao.